Month: May 2014

  • I hate Diane Keaton

    Really I do. This past weekend must have been prom weekend in my town because I kept seeing kids dressed up. Really dressed up. Miechelle and I were eating at a restaurant when at least 20 prommers came in to eat. All dressed up. Well, the girls were. The guys had shirts and ties. No […]

  • How to get rid of bats in your house

    Having bats in your house is not something I would recommend to anyone. They kind of freak me out. Look at them. They’re flying mice. Only creepier. Now let me qualify here, I’m not advising anyone to break the law, or anger animal rights activists. Or upset anyone. I figure it’s better to apologize in […]